With Elyse it was always about presentation. She would put ice cream sandwiches on a silver platter and walk around like Vanna White tempting everybody to take one. She, similarly, was an excellent pusher of Jello shots.
“Denied, denied, accepted!”
You could always count on Ross and Elyse to show up late and stay ‘til the end, whether it be for tailgating and a football game or just a friendly BBQ and beer night.
Not many live up to the rule “If you haven’t got anything nice to say, then don’t say anything at all.” Elyse always had something nice to say.
You could count on Elyse for a bum slap/smack/pinch.
Who else could wrap up a “ball-sack” for the hit gift at the holiday party? The ball-sack continues to be passed along, reminding us of Elyse’s wonderfully unique sense of humor.
Did someone say “Peyronie’s?”
Elyse always had a good story about some reality show half of us have never even heard of.
Elyse always enjoyed getting Ross his plate. Never once did I see her sneak a tomato on there, or bitch about it, or even suggest that he get his own damn plate. She set a standard the rest of the guys can only dream about, and the rest of the women could never accomplish.
“Denied, denied, accepted!”
You could always count on Ross and Elyse to show up late and stay ‘til the end, whether it be for tailgating and a football game or just a friendly BBQ and beer night.
Not many live up to the rule “If you haven’t got anything nice to say, then don’t say anything at all.” Elyse always had something nice to say.
You could count on Elyse for a bum slap/smack/pinch.
Who else could wrap up a “ball-sack” for the hit gift at the holiday party? The ball-sack continues to be passed along, reminding us of Elyse’s wonderfully unique sense of humor.
Did someone say “Peyronie’s?”
Elyse always had a good story about some reality show half of us have never even heard of.
Elyse always enjoyed getting Ross his plate. Never once did I see her sneak a tomato on there, or bitch about it, or even suggest that he get his own damn plate. She set a standard the rest of the guys can only dream about, and the rest of the women could never accomplish.
Gina & Graeme
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